1 run loss against the FEC

ok bases loaded, you showed us what a bunch of sorry bad losers we are.

who lost this game by 1 run to the FEC? i'll tell you who:
jules for his bad attitude towards my cocky bragging email about how much we were going to kill the FEC
those tasty trader joe's cheezits. deceptively delicious, but evil
brock, for having a son you never told us about
mustard, you just sucked buddy, until you pitched, then you were awesome
chris, you know you are responsible for their game-winning armpit home run? ok, you had one too, but still
dougles, for bringing 'the other girl' to the field - where's megan?? does she know?
cindy, you switch hit at the best moment, but i loved it
jules, did you trip k-lo at the bar? you're going to pay for that...for EVER
ok jordan, you're new guy, you have to play a little further out
speaking of which, where's new guy? bering sea? wtf? and woody? is your bonfire worth a BL loss?
dr. steve, you were lukewarm, but those glasses were hot, we'll let that slide.
f u mosquitos

i'll tell you who didn't lose the game:
my awesome catch in right field despite i never made it onto first base
those spicey planters peanuts
pepe
roxy, came late but represented
migar! you're back! left field homer, we love it!
k-lo brought it when we needed it. and killed like, 5 endangered species in big buck hunter.
adam and jess, aren't they adorable?
tom, haven't seen the wifey yet!
lisa kicked ass at third, AND caught crucial foul ball
megatron's order of cheap-o beer and cheese tubes at asylum
the kid: you're f-ing heavy!

everyone else, you're off the hook.

=coach a

BL MJ edition

the showme asses had some hottie ladies on the field, who were bad, bad, badass catching and sliding and diving, but let's face it, look at the man in the mirror, they've got to make a change cuz the rest of their team and dudes sucked and we must have won too much because they declined our offer for a round of drinks at solly's and instead beat it.
johnny T had 2 in the park homers, which means he got to do it once in each armpit, but the kid is not his son! we had a new new guy jordan who is officially the youngest BL barely legal player ever, who was born the year Bad was released! and also means matthew is old new guy. mustard was a smooth criminal on the mound, in an inning when there were more cigarettes on the field than bases, i like it. klonger was like, E9 and cindy got on base more than jules does in a year with the ladies. fancy pants lisa and fancier pants jules need to town down their dress or i'm going to have to wear a miniskirt next time. let's keep workin it work it work it day and night to actually make the playoffs in september! holy bananas!!

what do you call that?

a snow-out...
a hold-out...
a girl-scout...
a smoke-out...

a BLOW-OUT!

it was the day before may
and all across the mall
BL was swingin, and playin' some ball
the natty D's had absolutely NO game
we kicked their asses and put them to shame
no one on BL had ever seen this happen
running those bases, like super fast headphone guy just lappin'
is it possible? BL could be season champs?
as i watched i laughed so hard, had cramps
greatest thanks go to woody and farm dude, the two new guys
who said stuff like, "yeah i've played once or twice" those were just lies
brock was kinda bummed, he's no longer mvp
it's ok brockstar, you're always #1 to me
then he hit two homers, and then steve, then chris
and we continued to drink beer that tasted like piss
speaking of which, rookie guys are the only ones who provided
they're also the equipment managers, it's been decided
the competition is on now, we're tallying season home runs
loser brings hot dogs, we've got buns!

coach A - i hit a fucking triple!!!

BL hates Oklahomans

who were those losers, with their green shirts, couldn't tell them apart as they switched up all their bunty girls in their line-up, even switched out dudes - which amounts to CHEATING in BL's rule book. everyone knows the home field rules:
everyone who shows up bats.
everyone who shows up drinks.
everyone who hits a home run wears a sombrero.
punishments and rewards are administered by pepe.

is that so freakin' hard to understand?

i was one of the first to show up to the game, and two drunk dudes were hogging the bench in the BL dugout, and jason, doug and his friend megan were cowering in the other doug-out (get it?). what gives? are you guys scared of a couple a drunks (mind you, drunk #1 weighed like, 300 lbs)?
no, we're scared they're going to drink all our beer.
who, those guys?
they proved insatiable. the self-proclaimed youtube lovers smoked doug's cigarettes and probably went through 10 beers by the 3rd inning, but it's a small price to pay for some good hootin' and hollerin'. they stayed the whole game. and will probably be there next week. mr. Q is going to cater our sloshball tourney, we're gonna roast a pig this year!

so back to the game recap. we had two lefty pictures with ari's fastballs every other inning, some double plays, and some blunders, k-lo got drilled repeatedly until they finally smashed her hand to pieces. we had a lot of popups and crummy base running, in stellar BL style. what stood out was meg showing up in a hot dress and heels and mr. Q goin' where you BEEN?! and newcomer cindy who made an awesome catch in right field AND crushed the kostume karaoke at solly's with a jabbin' rendition of eye of the tiger dressed as annie in a jockey outfit - that automatically secures her a spot on the BL roster. the rains tried to kill our party, along with grumpy bartender, but nothing can ever slow us down. i was druuuuuuuunk when i got home.

BL gets rained out, drinks instead

so it all started out normal enough. tho by 8:30 pm, the effects of drinking beer out of plastic cups was visible. BL representation: the triumvirate...and khlamad
smashley didn't get the instructions on how to be "new jersey"

the asses
seriously khlamad?

coach A snags a ticket...a Bryan Adams plays a concert in a synagogue ticket!you don't believe me?
ladies pose for Bryan Adams.

BL has a field team...in hawaii

and they make fun of us on their lame-o blog! weeeeeak.

http://napahu.blogspot.com/

BL loses to Dunder Miff (aka big lebowski's) but it doesn't really count so THERE

and besides, the game ended early. park police came and shut us down just as we were working on our 22 run comeback. officer do gooder walks onto the field and is all "this game is sold!" and i was all, "i'm sorry, what does that mean?" officer DG: someone's going to jail" and then our lawyer was all "you don't have the authority to do that, sir" and then officer DG is all "y'all been drinkin' too much" and the toddler is all "we're just gettin' started!" if i had to go to jail for my softball team, though i totally would. and we would take pictures.