Thursday, April 26, 2007

resolutionaries...

ok, so BL already made it clear that we don't like playing against people who:

-don't drink anything but gatorade
-don't appear to have fun (except when they're cruising around the bases. jerks)
-have the bare minimum number of girls who sortof look like dudes
-who set up a crappy bumpy field
-pitch total garbage
-and just launch softballs into outer space.

weak.

anyway, if it makes them feel better, when the winning team nestled into bed at 8pm, that they beat a bunch of (hot) half-drunk ladies and some dudes who were out downing pitchers of miller lite or was it budweiser? like champions. at around 10pm, i noticed my pee was totally clear. that's healthy! and that's why we drink cheap beer, people.