what do you call that?

a snow-out...
a hold-out...
a girl-scout...
a smoke-out...

a BLOW-OUT!

it was the day before may
and all across the mall
BL was swingin, and playin' some ball
the natty D's had absolutely NO game
we kicked their asses and put them to shame
no one on BL had ever seen this happen
running those bases, like super fast headphone guy just lappin'
is it possible? BL could be season champs?
as i watched i laughed so hard, had cramps
greatest thanks go to woody and farm dude, the two new guys
who said stuff like, "yeah i've played once or twice" those were just lies
brock was kinda bummed, he's no longer mvp
it's ok brockstar, you're always #1 to me
then he hit two homers, and then steve, then chris
and we continued to drink beer that tasted like piss
speaking of which, rookie guys are the only ones who provided
they're also the equipment managers, it's been decided
the competition is on now, we're tallying season home runs
loser brings hot dogs, we've got buns!

coach A - i hit a fucking triple!!!