everyone who shows up bats.
everyone who shows up drinks.
everyone who hits a home run wears a sombrero.
punishments and rewards are administered by pepe.
is that so freakin' hard to understand?
i was one of the first to show up to the game, and two drunk dudes were hogging the bench in the BL dugout, and jason, doug and his friend megan were cowering in the other doug-out (get it?). what gives? are you guys scared of a couple a drunks (mind you, drunk #1 weighed like, 300 lbs)?
no, we're scared they're going to drink all our beer.
who, those guys?
they proved insatiable.
the self-proclaimed youtube lovers smoked doug's cigarettes and probably went through 10 beers by the 3rd inning, but it's a small price to pay for some good hootin' and hollerin'. they stayed the whole game. and will probably be there next week. mr. Q is going to cater our sloshball tourney, we're gonna roast a pig this year!
so back to the game recap. we had two lefty pictures with ari's fastballs every other inning, some double plays, and some blunders, k-lo got drilled repeatedly until they finally smashed her hand to pieces. we had a lot of popups and crummy base running, in stellar BL style. what stood out was meg showing up in a hot dress and heels and mr. Q goin' where you BEEN?! and newcomer cindy who made an awesome catch in right field AND crushed the kostume karaoke at solly's with a jabbin' rendition of eye of the tiger dressed as annie in a jockey outfit - that automatically secures her a spot on the BL roster.
the rains tried to kill our party, along with grumpy bartender, but nothing can ever slow us down. i was druuuuuuuunk when i got home.
