1 run loss against the FEC

ok bases loaded, you showed us what a bunch of sorry bad losers we are.

who lost this game by 1 run to the FEC? i'll tell you who:
jules for his bad attitude towards my cocky bragging email about how much we were going to kill the FEC
those tasty trader joe's cheezits. deceptively delicious, but evil
brock, for having a son you never told us about
mustard, you just sucked buddy, until you pitched, then you were awesome
chris, you know you are responsible for their game-winning armpit home run? ok, you had one too, but still
dougles, for bringing 'the other girl' to the field - where's megan?? does she know?
cindy, you switch hit at the best moment, but i loved it
jules, did you trip k-lo at the bar? you're going to pay for that...for EVER
ok jordan, you're new guy, you have to play a little further out
speaking of which, where's new guy? bering sea? wtf? and woody? is your bonfire worth a BL loss?
dr. steve, you were lukewarm, but those glasses were hot, we'll let that slide.
f u mosquitos

i'll tell you who didn't lose the game:
my awesome catch in right field despite i never made it onto first base
those spicey planters peanuts
pepe
roxy, came late but represented
migar! you're back! left field homer, we love it!
k-lo brought it when we needed it. and killed like, 5 endangered species in big buck hunter.
adam and jess, aren't they adorable?
tom, haven't seen the wifey yet!
lisa kicked ass at third, AND caught crucial foul ball
megatron's order of cheap-o beer and cheese tubes at asylum
the kid: you're f-ing heavy!

everyone else, you're off the hook.

=coach a

BL MJ edition

the showme asses had some hottie ladies on the field, who were bad, bad, badass catching and sliding and diving, but let's face it, look at the man in the mirror, they've got to make a change cuz the rest of their team and dudes sucked and we must have won too much because they declined our offer for a round of drinks at solly's and instead beat it.
johnny T had 2 in the park homers, which means he got to do it once in each armpit, but the kid is not his son! we had a new new guy jordan who is officially the youngest BL barely legal player ever, who was born the year Bad was released! and also means matthew is old new guy. mustard was a smooth criminal on the mound, in an inning when there were more cigarettes on the field than bases, i like it. klonger was like, E9 and cindy got on base more than jules does in a year with the ladies. fancy pants lisa and fancier pants jules need to town down their dress or i'm going to have to wear a miniskirt next time. let's keep workin it work it work it day and night to actually make the playoffs in september! holy bananas!!