1 run loss against the FEC

ok bases loaded, you showed us what a bunch of sorry bad losers we are.

who lost this game by 1 run to the FEC? i'll tell you who:
jules for his bad attitude towards my cocky bragging email about how much we were going to kill the FEC
those tasty trader joe's cheezits. deceptively delicious, but evil
brock, for having a son you never told us about
mustard, you just sucked buddy, until you pitched, then you were awesome
chris, you know you are responsible for their game-winning armpit home run? ok, you had one too, but still
dougles, for bringing 'the other girl' to the field - where's megan?? does she know?
cindy, you switch hit at the best moment, but i loved it
jules, did you trip k-lo at the bar? you're going to pay for that...for EVER
ok jordan, you're new guy, you have to play a little further out
speaking of which, where's new guy? bering sea? wtf? and woody? is your bonfire worth a BL loss?
dr. steve, you were lukewarm, but those glasses were hot, we'll let that slide.
f u mosquitos

i'll tell you who didn't lose the game:
my awesome catch in right field despite i never made it onto first base
those spicey planters peanuts
pepe
roxy, came late but represented
migar! you're back! left field homer, we love it!
k-lo brought it when we needed it. and killed like, 5 endangered species in big buck hunter.
adam and jess, aren't they adorable?
tom, haven't seen the wifey yet!
lisa kicked ass at third, AND caught crucial foul ball
megatron's order of cheap-o beer and cheese tubes at asylum
the kid: you're f-ing heavy!

everyone else, you're off the hook.

=coach a