the showme asses had some hottie ladies on the field, who were bad, bad, badass catching and sliding and diving, but let's face it, look at the man in the mirror, they've got to make a change cuz the rest of their team and dudes sucked and we must have won too much because they declined our offer for a round of drinks at solly's and instead beat it.
johnny T had 2 in the park homers, which means he got to do it once in each armpit, but the kid is not his son! we had a new new guy jordan who is officially the youngest BL barely legal player ever, who was born the year Bad was released! and also means matthew is old new guy. mustard was a smooth criminal on the mound, in an inning when there were more cigarettes on the field than bases, i like it. klonger was like, E9 and cindy got on base more than jules does in a year with the ladies. fancy pants lisa and fancier pants jules need to town down their dress or i'm going to have to wear a miniskirt next time. let's keep workin it work it work it day and night to actually make the playoffs in september! holy bananas!!
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