BL hates Oklahomans

who were those losers, with their green shirts, couldn't tell them apart as they switched up all their bunty girls in their line-up, even switched out dudes - which amounts to CHEATING in BL's rule book. everyone knows the home field rules:
everyone who shows up bats.
everyone who shows up drinks.
everyone who hits a home run wears a sombrero.
punishments and rewards are administered by pepe.

is that so freakin' hard to understand?

i was one of the first to show up to the game, and two drunk dudes were hogging the bench in the BL dugout, and jason, doug and his friend megan were cowering in the other doug-out (get it?). what gives? are you guys scared of a couple a drunks (mind you, drunk #1 weighed like, 300 lbs)?
no, we're scared they're going to drink all our beer.
who, those guys?
they proved insatiable. the self-proclaimed youtube lovers smoked doug's cigarettes and probably went through 10 beers by the 3rd inning, but it's a small price to pay for some good hootin' and hollerin'. they stayed the whole game. and will probably be there next week. mr. Q is going to cater our sloshball tourney, we're gonna roast a pig this year!

so back to the game recap. we had two lefty pictures with ari's fastballs every other inning, some double plays, and some blunders, k-lo got drilled repeatedly until they finally smashed her hand to pieces. we had a lot of popups and crummy base running, in stellar BL style. what stood out was meg showing up in a hot dress and heels and mr. Q goin' where you BEEN?! and newcomer cindy who made an awesome catch in right field AND crushed the kostume karaoke at solly's with a jabbin' rendition of eye of the tiger dressed as annie in a jockey outfit - that automatically secures her a spot on the BL roster. the rains tried to kill our party, along with grumpy bartender, but nothing can ever slow us down. i was druuuuuuuunk when i got home.

BL gets rained out, drinks instead

so it all started out normal enough. tho by 8:30 pm, the effects of drinking beer out of plastic cups was visible. BL representation: the triumvirate...and khlamad
smashley didn't get the instructions on how to be "new jersey"

the asses
seriously khlamad?

coach A snags a ticket...a Bryan Adams plays a concert in a synagogue ticket!you don't believe me?
ladies pose for Bryan Adams.

BL has a field team...in hawaii

and they make fun of us on their lame-o blog! weeeeeak.

http://napahu.blogspot.com/

BL loses to Dunder Miff (aka big lebowski's) but it doesn't really count so THERE

and besides, the game ended early. park police came and shut us down just as we were working on our 22 run comeback. officer do gooder walks onto the field and is all "this game is sold!" and i was all, "i'm sorry, what does that mean?" officer DG: someone's going to jail" and then our lawyer was all "you don't have the authority to do that, sir" and then officer DG is all "y'all been drinkin' too much" and the toddler is all "we're just gettin' started!" if i had to go to jail for my softball team, though i totally would. and we would take pictures.

BL officially starts its 7th season

spring is here, softballs and pbrs are flyin'.

we joined the house league this year, a big step for BL.

we are formally affiliated with Solly's Tavern and we're ready to roll peoples.