My fellow team mates,I want you all to know that your concerns are always forefront in my mind, on and off the field.
As such, when meeting the honorable senator Bob Dole on saturday night, the topic of bases loaded, and everyone's constitutional right to get loaded and play ball was the spotlight of the discussion. we chatted at great length about the evils that limit our freedom each and every wednesday...the difficulty in getting field permits, restrictions on alcohol in public places and schools, as well as the new low calorie/low carb frenzy that is attacking the very core of our souls: the taste of canned malt beverages. as he shook my left hand, clucthing his pen with his right, he promised, along with his bodyguard/chauffeur, wilbert, to do his best to bring the plight of bases loaded to the hill and to the forefront of our nation's political agenda.
i invited him to our next game, but he wasn't sure he could make it, i think he's going to be in vegas. again.
always fighting for you,
coach A
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